“Anthropomorphism” is Anthropocentric

I’ve been reading a book called The Light Eaters by Zoë Schlanger. It’s about our increasing appreciation of the sophistication of plant intelligence and behavior. Right away you might be wondering if those words, intelligence and behavior, belong in a sentence about plants. Well, exactly.

One of the stories in the book is about another book that rose to prominence in the 1970s, the Secret Life of Plants. That book was also about plant intelligence. Two things were true about this book: it made many unsubstantiated claims about clever plants, and it was a huge hit with the public. Non-academics loved hearing stories about intelligent plants. Plant biologists cringed and condemned the book. The professional backlash was so strong that it set back serious discussion of plant intelligence by decades.

Now, many years later, more data is rolling in that makes many scientists ready to take up the question once again. But there is still a burned and wary group of plant scientists protesting the use of these words. “Intelligent behavior” is anthropomorphic. Plants aren’t people. But as the author Schlanger points out, this is a scientific discussion that quickly becomes philosophical. What’s not up for debate is that these plants are doing some impressive things. They can alter their chemistry to repel and poison insect pests. They can broadcast signals to nearby plants to warn them about the danger. They can recognize if neighboring plants are cousins and tailor their messages accordingly, giving preferential treatment to relatives. They can trade for valuable minerals with fungal networks. And through mechanisms not yet understood, some plants can mimic the appearance and even the chemistry of nearby plants. We now have indisputable data, reputable replicable scientific tests in which plants sense their surroundings, communicate with their peers, and solve problems.

Image by Midjourney

So we have this problem: what language should we use to describe it?
Can we talk about what a plant wants, what it hates, how it can be seduced, how it can mislead and betray? Or is that language off limits as anthropomorphic? Efforts to use language carefully scrubbed of anthropomorphism quickly become convoluted. It also begins to feel like a failure of imagination. What we need to acknowledge is that these skills we are loathe to assign to anything not human are not, in fact, uniquely ours. Our refusal starts to look like a petty turf battle. Hey you plants, get off of my lawn! I’m the only one who gets to be intelligent in this neighborhood! The solution is simple enough – we just admit that the intelligent behavior franchise is open for business. It would be churlish to say welcome to the club, since they’ve been here all along.

It is perhaps no coincidence that at this same time we are also building machines that make us question the nature of intelligence and consciousness. As a culture we are breaking into new territory. Up until now, we’ve said, effectively, I’m human and I’m subjectively conscious, and if I see you’re human too, I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. I’m intelligent. You’re intelligent. I’m conscious. You’re conscious. But we then assert nobody else gets to claim this capability. And since nobody (sorry) nothing else speaks our language, they’re in no position to dispute it.

But in fact we have weak tools for assessing what we sometimes call “true intelligence,” whether mechanical or organic. And when it comes to subjective consciousness, we have no tools at all. Since we can’t define what it is, we can’t test whether or not it exists even in our family and friends, let alone in chimpanzees and begonias.

Maybe humans have been swimming in the same pool with all living things, but we just lacked the eyes and the inclination to admit it. Maybe we have to admit, once again, we’re not the center of the universe. Maybe the word “anthropomorphic” is itself inappropriate and anthropocentric. If we can admit at last that plants are canny and chatty and crafty, maybe they’ll be the ones to say, at the risk of being phytocentric, “Welcome to the club.”

Body Time – Talking to the Time Minder

Deep inside your brain, seated on a rocking chair in a special insulated room, there is a tiny Time Minder. Your Time Minder keeps track of your body’s clock, telling it when to wake up, when to get hungry, and so on. When you travel across time zones, you need to let your Time Minder know that the sun will now be setting, say, six hours earlier then it did yesterday. But there’s this maddening problem: you can’t make a direct call to your Time Minder. Think how easy it would be if you could just ring him up and say “Clocks forward six hours, Alfred, if you please.” “Very good, sir.” But no. Because we evolved several years before the advent of jet travel, we have to do everything the old-fashioned way. As advanced as we are, talking to the Time Minder remains slow and painful.

Your Time Minder and You

Everyone has their own favorite technique for getting the message through. You want to go to bed at the right time for the new time zone, but maybe you should take a short nap first. Or maybe a nap is a terrible idea, but make sure and eat a big time-zone appropriate meal as soon as possible. Maybe your trick works better when chasing the sun (flying west) as opposed to running towards it. My own favorite trick is (if possible) to observe the setting sun. Because the Time Minder has a special slot for peeking at the sun at sunrise and sunset. It’s not perfect, but I find it helps a lot.

Another strategy is to look at your watch frequently and will yourself into believing the numbers that appear. Some people only set their watch to the new time zone when they reach their destination. This strikes me as madness, because you’re letting yourself believe you’re in the old time zone for the entire length of the flight. I always set my watch to the new time zone as soon as I’m on the plane. But either way, this is like driving off a time-keeping cliff. It’s hard on the Time Minder. Wouldn’t it be better if there was a way to have the time smoothly shift from the old time zone to the new one as you flew? Then there would be no dramatic discontinuities. You’d look at your watch every now and again, and it would be continuously updating so that when you reached your destination it would be just as accurate and time-zone appropriate as when you left.

I’ve long wanted to make an app that does this time-zone blending, but I’m a terrible JavaScript programmer. But now we have AI, so I thought this is a perfect opportunity to build my app with one of my AI friends. I used Claude (which I currently prefer to ChatGPT).

Here’s my first prompt to Claude. You can see that I drew a picture of the app I wanted and I described how I wanted it to work.

An app-building prompt for Claude

Amazingly, it worked! It took a lot of back and forth to get to the point where I was happy with the app, but I can honestly say I built this app without touching a single line of JavaScript, HTML, or CSS. Here is the result. I call it Body Time, because I think of it as representing the time felt by the body as you travel. In the sample flight, you can see that the clock time experienced on the plane flying from Amsterdam to New York is much slower than real time. This is because, by chasing the sun, we’re lengthening the day.

The completed Body Time app

Follow the link and give it a try: Body Time.

Here it is on GitHub, if you want to see the code that Claude wrote: gulley/Bodytime

If you consult this Body Time clock regularly, your Time Minder will get the message a little bit faster, and you’ll feel a little bit better.

That’s the theory anyway!