This is a test of

This is a test of Blogger Pro’s ability to upload graphics easily. This is Smiling Guy, the cartoon man I draw whenever I need to doodle something. I have been drawing Smiling Guy more or less continuously ever since Miss Stuart’s class at Brunson Elementary School. So there.

Apparently this is old news

Apparently this is old news now (having been both Slashdotted and Memepooled), but I found it entertaining and maybe it’s new to you too. The Pop vs. Soda Page shows the geographical regions defined by how people refer to carbonated beverages. There must be further generalizations of this waiting downstream: pail vs. bucket, y’all vs. you guys, smeer-the-queer vs. kill-the-kid.

The Star Chamber in current

The Star Chamber in current news: Enron executives testifying, or rather not testifying, on Capitol Hill are the latest to make use of the magical cloaking effect of the Fifth Amendment. And why, you may wonder, did our founding fathers choose to build this odd privilege into the bedrock of our nation? The surprising answer, as I learned listening to public radio, is the court of Star Chamber. Its abuses in forcing people to condemn themselves during the rule of the Stuart kings brought into English Common Law the concept that people should not be compelled by the government to testify against themselves. Interestingly, there is no such legal construct on the Continent (or most other places in the world). Fascinating stuff.

Salman Rushdie tells it like

Salman Rushdie tells it like it is. This is from the Feb. 4th New York Times. America and Anti-Americans: “Those elements in the Arab and Muslim world who blame America for their own feelings of political impotence are feeling more impotent than ever…. What America is accused of — closed- mindedness, stereotyping, ignorance — is also what its accusers would see if they looked into a mirror.” Ouch.

Fun with robots: IEEE Spectrum

Fun with robots: IEEE Spectrum is featuring an article about modular robots. The Rambles news staff spotted this one a year ago, but apparently they’ve invested some real money in a robot that can pull itself together like a slime mold out of lots of tiny other robots and move one of four completely different ways. Take this very far, and it can become creepy pretty fast… robot bugs that crawl under the door, up the walls, through the sewers, and then they assemble into one giant kickass monster robot. I smell a bad movie.