Happy Day of the Dead. It’s a big holiday in Mexico, but what are the odds that it will ever catch on in the United States? Maybe better than you think, because you’ve got to wonder if it’s a coincidence that the Day of the Dead falls so close to election day here in the States. The Star Chamber editorial staff urges you to do your part to flush out the zombies: vote for someone who shows the least glimmer of actually being alive. Otherwise they’ll roast us all in the same fire.