Happy Valentine’s Day!

You look terrific! Happy Valentine’s Day!

Did I sound insincere just now? I’m terribly sorry. But you know I meant it: you really do look terrific. It’s only a shame that sincerity is so often a casualty of Valentine’s day that my credibility has been stretched to its credit limit. Oh well.

Okay, I suppose it’s all very well, this Valentine’s day talk, but I will admit you could do with a little bit more time in the gym. Only a little bit, and then you’re perfect. Not that you don’t look terrific, though. Even so: always remember that you do deserve the flattery that you receive on Valentine’s day, even if the flatterer doesn’t realize it. And if you don’t have anyone around to flatter you today, listen to me: you look terrific! Honestly!