How long can you tread water?

From a highly-placed source (and good friend) deep inside EDS comes this cheerful reminder of Standard Business English in 2002.

EDS is going through a long term initiative called “Global Competitive Resourcing” which is corporate-speak for “If you are a staff-level software engineer, your job is going to India.”

I understand that in India they’re terrified that all their business is going to flee to Russia. So maybe your job will have a refreshing layover in Bangalore, do a little shopping, check out the local temple, and then hop a plane for Moscow.