Fixing the Space Shuttle engine

This is what it looks like to enter a Space Shuttle engine compartment. The pictures are great, but I really want to know what they’re talking about in there.

“When’s the last time you changed your oil?”
“A little duct tape and some aluminum foil and we’ll have you back on the road. You have any gum?”
“These damned squirrels have built another nest in here.”
“This baby’s got a lot of miles on it. Have you considered buying Russian?”
“Oh… there’s my gum.”

What do you think he’s saying?

3 thoughts on “Fixing the Space Shuttle engine”

  1. I can fix this long enough for you to bring it to the lot and trade it in for about $500k, or I can fix it right for $3M.

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