Mark Simonson is a type designer. I enjoy reading his blog and have found a number of fun typophilic web publications through his site. I was tickled by his wicked punning in this compact piece.
I Rotis for Typophile a few years back…
I Meta man once. I said, “Avenir seen you somewhere before?”
He replied, “I was elected Centaur once. Joanna know what happened? Italia what happened. The Air Force took a Janson me. They put me in charge of Arial maneuvers. But the DIN was terrible. I lost my Tempo and stormed out Didot. I shouted, ‘Avant Gardes posted Ronda clock! To Helvetica Mandarin chief! Peignot attention to him!’
“They said, ‘This Stymie went too far.’ Well, no more Beton Ronda bush. I admit I made some Eras. It cost me my Courier. Univers see it until it’s too late.
“Bodoni hurts when I laugh. Now, I spend my Times Roman the streets.” He walked away singing Myriad a Little Lamb.
I wondered Weidemann was saying all these crazy things.
(My sincerest apologies. Please don’t bother to Melior complaints to me.)
Taken from Mark Simonson Studio / Notebook: Groan Extra Bold Extended. I added the font hyperlinks.
The punning style reminds me of Howard Chace’s masterful Anguish Languish (see also a related digression on this site).
Now that you’ve reviewed all your fonts, you’re ready to tackle Sporcle’s Name That Font game. Or if you’d rather relax, sit back and watch Helvetica, the movie about the font. It’s good.